Posts tagged Simpsons

Posted 2 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Randy Bachman … in “Saddlesore Galactica” (2/6/2000)
Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It’s BTO. They’re Canada’s answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB. That’s how we talked in the 70s, we didn’t have a moment to spare.

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Randy Bachman … in “Saddlesore Galactica” (2/6/2000)

Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?

Homer: It’s BTO. They’re Canada’s answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB. That’s how we talked in the 70s, we didn’t have a moment to spare.

Posted 3 months ago

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Ted Nugent … as himself in “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” (10/14/2007)

Nugent: This is Ted Nugent, the Motor City Madman, urging you to vote no on Proposition 87. If we don’t allow crossbows in our public schools, how will we protect our children from charging elk? Thank you for your time, and as always… I say Wango! I say Tango!

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Lionel Richie … in “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” (9/23/2003)
Helicopter pilot: “Mr. Richie, your American Music Awards are weighing you down. Let them go!” Lionel Richie: “You let yours go!” Helicopter pilot: “I don’t have any.” Lionel Richie (laughing): “Of course you don’t!”

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Lionel Richie … in “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” (9/23/2003)

Helicopter pilot: “Mr. Richie, your American Music Awards are weighing you down. Let them go!”

Lionel Richie: “You let yours go!”

Helicopter pilot: “I don’t have any.”

Lionel Richie (laughing): “Of course you don’t!”

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Metallica … in “The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer” (1/10/2006)
Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a ride from a real fan! Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars’ grandmother. Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again!

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Metallica … in “The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer” (1/10/2006)

Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a ride from a real fan!

Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars’ grandmother.

Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again!

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: U2 … in “Trash of the Titans” (4/26/1998)
Adam:      Look, guys.  I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
The Edge:  Aw, ‘ere we go… 
Bono:      How many spoons have you got now, Adam?
Adam:      Nine.  If I didn’t have my spoons, I’d go insane.
Bono:      Can I see it? [He throws it behind his             head.]
Adam:      My spoon!
Mr. Burns: Wankers

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: U2 … in “Trash of the Titans” (4/26/1998)

Adam: Look, guys. I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.

The Edge: Aw, ‘ere we go…

Bono: How many spoons have you got now, Adam?

Adam: Nine. If I didn’t have my spoons, I’d go insane.

Bono: Can I see it? [He throws it behind his head.]

Adam: My spoon!

Mr. Burns: Wankers

Posted 3 months ago

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Johnny Cash, as the Space Coyote in “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” (1/5/1997)

Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.

Homer [warily]: Hiya.

Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.

Homer: If it’s about laying off the insanity peppers, I’m way ahead of you.

Posted 3 months ago

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: The Who … in “A Tale of Two Springfields” (11/5/2000)

Homer: Now, these are the tunes I want you boys to play.

Roger: Wait a minute. Homer, a lot of these are Grand Funk Railroad songs.

John: We don’t know “Pac-Man Fever.”

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: The Moody Blues … in “Viva Ned Flanders” (1/10/1999)
Graeme Edge:  Cold-hearted Homer ditching his wife,While ancient Ned runs for his life.
 Justin Hayward: Chips of red, and blue, and white, But we decide, we …
John Lodge: Can the poems, it’s arse-whipping time.
Ray Thomas [whipping out a knife]: I want fatty.

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: The Moody Blues … in “Viva Ned Flanders” (1/10/1999)

Graeme Edge: Cold-hearted Homer ditching his wife,
While ancient Ned runs for his life.

Justin Hayward: Chips of red, and blue, and white,
But we decide, we …

John Lodge: Can the poems, it’s arse-whipping time.

Ray Thomas [whipping out a knife]: I want fatty.

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Peter Frampton … in “Homerpalooza” (5/19/1996)
Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton’s big finale. He’s gonna 	  be pissed off.
 Frampton: You’re damn right I’m going to be pissed off; I bought that 	  pig at Pink Floyd’s yard sale!

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Peter Frampton … in “Homerpalooza” (5/19/1996)

Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton’s big finale. He’s gonna be pissed off.

Frampton: You’re damn right I’m going to be pissed off; I bought that pig at Pink Floyd’s yard sale!

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Paul and Linda McCartney … in “Lisa the Vegetarian” (10/5/1995)
Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.  In fact, if       you play “Maybe I’m Amazed” backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a       really ripping lentil soup.

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Paul and Linda McCartney … in “Lisa the Vegetarian” (10/5/1995)

Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. In fact, if you play “Maybe I’m Amazed” backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: James Taylor … in “Deep Space Homer” (2/24/1994)

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: James Taylor … in “Deep Space Homer” (2/24/1994)

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: James Brown … in “Bart’s Inner Child” (11/11/1993)

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: James Brown … in “Bart’s Inner Child” (11/11/1993)

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: The Ramones … in “Rosebud” (10/21/1993)
Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I’m sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones. 
Mr. Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves. 
Joey Ramone: I’d just like to say this gig sucks! 
Johnny Ramone: Hey, up yours, Springfield! 
Joey Ramone: One, two, three, four!
[The Ramones start playing a punk version of “Happy Birthday”]

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: The Ramones … in “Rosebud” (10/21/1993)

Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I’m sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.

Mr. Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.

Joey Ramone: I’d just like to say this gig sucks!

Johnny Ramone: Hey, up yours, Springfield!

Joey Ramone: One, two, three, four!

[The Ramones start playing a punk version of “Happy Birthday”]

Posted 3 months ago

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: George Harrison

George: Hello Homer, I’m George Harrison.

Homer: Oh my god. Oh my god! Where did you get that brownie?

George: Over there, there’s a big pile of ‘em. 

Homer [scarfing down brownies]: Oh man…

George: Well, what a nice fellow.


We miss you, George!!!

Posted 3 months ago
SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Bette Midler
In the episode “Krusty Gets Kancelled” (5/13/93), Midler is shown picking up litter along a highway. A sign proclaims, “Litter removal next 2 miles courtesy of Bette Midler.”

SIMPSONS MUSICAL GUESTS: Bette Midler

In the episode “Krusty Gets Kancelled” (5/13/93), Midler is shown picking up litter along a highway. A sign proclaims, “Litter removal next 2 miles courtesy of Bette Midler.”